Itâs midnight
Youâre walking through the rain on an empty sidewalk. The streetlight flickers. Someoneâs at the end of the street.
Then, thereâs the thum-thum-thum-thum of boots behind you.
You wheel around. Thereâs three.
One of them has a knife.
You need a hero.
But who?
To celebrate the release of Daniel Craigâs final portrayal as James Bond, this post is going to examine âunder the hoodâ of what makes 007 tick.
Who has more honor, Bond or Batman?
Bond kills at will, sleeps with married women for sport, and drinks vodka martinis (shaken not stirred) like water. His suit is tailor-made, Italian, includes an Omega watch and, of course, an Aston martin.
Bruce WayneâBatmanârefuses to kill, has vowed to wait for Rachel Dawes, and is no stranger to the garden-variety spinach-smoothie. His suit is tailor-made too, but not the kind youâd wear to a dinner party. He definitely does not drive an Aston Martin.
Most people would call Bruce WayneâBatmanâthe more honorable of the two.
But this post is less concerned with honor and more concerned with heroics.
So who is more of a hero?
If Bond and Wayne were philosophersâŚ
Like all compelling stories, both Bruce Wayne and James Bond represent a philosophy. On the surface, these two seem at odds, but they are closer than you think.
Their means are different.
Their ends are identical.
If James Bond was a philosopher, he would be a realist like Niccolo Machiavelli.
If Bruce Wayne was a philosopher, he would be an idealist like Aristotle
Youâll notice they both emphasize the same end:
âBeing Good, Becoming Goodâ
A Matter of Perspective
Bruce Wayne and James Bond have more in common than you think.
Both are orphaned at around the same age. Each has his own troubled upbringing which isnât straightened out until âtrainingââmartial arts in Tibet for Wayne, British military for Bond.
Therein lies the kernel of their difference.
Bruce Wayne is like a Samurai:
honor, respect, tradition
avoid the treasure, donât walk over it.
Both were trained, to do the right thing, to bring about âgood,â albeit in different ways.
But if Bruce Wayne were sitting in Wayne Manor, watching No Time to Die, he would sip his smoothie (âAhhh 𼏠refreshingâ) and say âthat James Bond has the right intentions, but the way he attacks problems is âwrong.ââ
If Bond had the chance heâd sip his cocktail ( âAhh đ¸ thatâs damn goodâ) and respond, âWrong? Iâve put away a known terrorist and bomb-maker. Wrong is just a matter of perspective.â
When I was a kid
I worshipped them both. I still remember buying a ticket to a sold-out theater just so I could stand in the back and see Dark Knight on opening day. At home, between video games and TV, the James Bond theme song was basically on loop in our house.Â
I would even give myself secret missions
Step 1: Sneak down and steal the butter without mom noticing
Step 2: Eat 2/3 stick butter
Step 3: Return butter bell, unnoticed
or
Step 1: Sneak up on Dad watching ESPN at 2am
Step 2: Steal his Lucky Charms
Step 3: Watch ESPN until 3am
Does that make James Bond a bad role model?
Should we encourage kids to dream about superheroes, and not everyday ones?
As Iâve gotten older, Iâve come to see the lessons these characters are meant to impart.
Yes, Bond may at times take gun-toting, wife-stealing, explosion-causing too far, but his secrecy represents something that some other heroes do not: humility.
Because of his bulletproof honor, Batman, whether he likes it or not, becomes a politician: constantly in the limelight, both scorned and praised.
Say what you will about 007, but he never chooses the girl over the queen, never money over justice, never self over sacrifice.
In the closing moments of The Dark Knight Commissioner Gordon says:
Doesnât Bond, seem to embodyâ"Silent guardian, watchful protector, Dark Knightââas much as Wayne, if not more?
Much like his famous pistol, James works in silence.
No one praises 007.
No one even knows he exists.
Yet he puts his life on the line anywayâfor Queen and country, for Justice, for what is âgood.â
That is true heroism.
Thum-thumm, Thum-thumm.
You need a hero.
But who?
đđźââď¸ If youâve made it this farâŚ.
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Barrelâs loaded. More coming at you soonâŚ
Take care 00âs
âJeremy